Life Is A Cabaret. July 2011.
Dear Rowley, Enclosed the promised snap of my masseur Santiago. Only kidding (more’s the pity), this picture is a salutary reminder that the lion’s share of British men living in London should not...
View ArticleNo Fly Zone. August 2012.
Dear Rowley, London is once again awash with tourists for the Paralympic Games. In the Olympic spirit, I’d like to propose a lanes system for London’s streets: a dual carriage way on each pavement with...
View Article62-Gun Salute. June 2014.
Dear Rowley, To the Queen’s House at the Tower of London this lunchtime to watch the 62-gun salute for the Duke of Edinburgh’s 93rd birthday. The invitation came courtesy of Royal Salute whiskey who...
View ArticleThe Season. June 2014.
Dear Rowley, Frankly, there is nowhere in the world I would rather be than London for the Season in June. You are quite welcome to the World Cup when invited to dress in one’s best for the Cartier...
View ArticleDuty Call. May 2015.
Dear Rowley, Weren’t you shocked to hear that FIFA is run by porcine, money grubbing lardy cake males with greasy palms and laxer morals than a dope peddler haunting the backstreets of Tangier? No, me...
View ArticleHM The Queen. April 2016.
Dear Rowley, The Queen is ninety. Her sixty-four year reign has broken the record of longest-serving British monarch previously held by her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria. Her Majesty and Queen...
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